Saturday, 7 May 2005

If I could be a meme, I'd stop being passed around....

Got tagged by another meme, this time by IreneQ. Though I usually don't bother, this one seemed reasonably fun to do. :-)

I'm supposed to choose five out of the list of occupations below, and then answer accordingly. Here goes then...

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If I could be a rap artist… I'd stop rapping and hip-hopping, and go play some good old rock music instead. Oh, and stop featuring other people in my songs. Go get your OWN songs, man!

If I could be a painter… I'd specialise in painting female nudes. Or at least, paint the houses of females who like to go nude.

If I could be a psychologist… there'd be a lot more psycho people in the world.

If I could be a philanthropist… I'd have to find out what exactly a philallyanntopist actually does...

If I could be the CEO of Microsoft... I'd be rich! I'd buy over Manchester United and offload their players to Real Madrid (or Exeter. I don't care), then restock the team with players from the Third Division, and finally sell the team for the price of a Windows XP Service Pack to some shmuck called Malcolm Glazer. BUAHAHAHA!

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Now I'm supposed to pick three people who will choose five occupations from the list below and complete the sentence for each occupation they choose.

I choose:

Shanks: So at least he has something else to blog about besides Bruce Lee... (I've added the last item on the list specially for you, Shanks)
Captain Carcinogen: I'd like to see HIM answer the missionary or priest one...
Senorita Lyn: Since she was asking for some tabloidy questions about her...
  • If I could be a scientist…
  • If I could be a farmer…
  • If I could be a musician…
  • If I could be a doctor…
  • If I could be a painter…
  • If I could be a gardener…
  • If I could be a missionary…
  • If I could be a chef…
  • If I could be an architect…
  • If I could be a linguist…
  • If I could be a psychologist…
  • If I could be a librarian…
  • If I could be an athlete…
  • If I could be a lawyer…
  • If I could be an innkeeper…
  • If I could be a professor…
  • If I could be a writer…
  • If I could be a llama-rider…
  • If I could be a bonnie pirate…
  • If I could be a service member…
  • If I could be a photographer…
  • If I could be a philanthropist…
  • If I could be a rap artist…
  • If I could be a child actor…
  • If I could be a secret agent…
  • If I could be a comedian/comedienne…
  • If I could be a priest...
  • If I could be a radio announcer...
  • If I could be a phlebotomist...
  • If I could be Paris Hilton's stylist...
  • If I could be a movie producer...
  • If I could be the CEO of Microsoft...
  • If I could be an astronaut…
  • If I could be a world famous blogger…
  • If I could be a justice on any one court in the world…
  • If I could be married to any current famous political figure…
  • If I could be a dog trainer…
  • If I could be Bruce Lee...

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