Monday, 31 October 2005

The Origins of Fireangel the Superbabe!

This story came up just now when I was kacauing Fireangel on MSN, and she asked me tell her a story. So I came up with this FA-flattering piece of crap:

I'm a genius.

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The Origins of Fireangel the Superbabe!

Once upon a time, there was this vodka bottle, and it had legs, and it had wings. With its legs and wings, it would walk around bars picking up chicks. It was quite safe doing that because generally chicks don't like vodka, so they won't drink it.

Then one day, the walking/flying vodka bottle met this cute chick in a bar drinking Ribena all by herself. So he approached her.

When that chick saw the bottle of vodka, she thought to herself, "Bloody hell, this Ribena by itself damn sien lar. That vodka add to it should make it just right

So she GRABBED the vodka bottle by its neck, (FireAngel says: but the vodka had WINGS and LEGS wan woh, wudnt that make it somewhat ENCHANTED?), BIT the cap off it, and when the bottle tried to fly away, she GRABBED the wings and PULLED THEM OFF and attached them to her back instead.

THEN, she POURED her ribena into the bottle, (FireAngel says: WAH QUITE EVIL ALSO THIS WOMAN!) AND DRANK THE WHOLE BOTTLE OF RIBENA VODKA IN ONE SHOT
(FireAngel says: WAHHHHHHH! ALCOHOL TOXIC SYNDROME TERUS MATI!).

Because the vodka was enchanted, she didn't die of alcohol toxic syndrome, and after drinking it she became a very fiery (and drunk) person (FireAngel says: so what happened to her in the end hah?).

Thus, the combo of the enchanted fiery vodka and the wings turned the girl into a SUPERHERO called.... FIREANGEL!

woot woot! *clap clap* *Mexican wave*

And that's all for today folks. Tune in next time for further adventures of Fireangel! (in the next episode, Fireangel drinks beer and says it sucks)

(FireAngel says: LOLROF. TOTALLY AWESOMENEST!!!11oneone dudddde!)

TENKIU TENKIU!

*bows*

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