I'm watching King Kong tonight!
The movie has lots of incredible miracles going for it:
- Oversized gorillas fighting dinosaurs!
- Gollum becoming a gorilla!
- And then becoming a cook!
- Jack Black without a single guitar in sight!
- Adrien Brody not acting crazy!
- A three-hour movie on a romantic giant ape!
- Overweight Hobbit becoming almost as thin as me!
Yep, I get the feeling it's gonna suck. But I am STILL gonna watch it tonight. Go me!