The Town where Killers Don't Give a Hot Fuss

Sam's Town is a nice place where Killers don't give a hot fuss,
Upon the enterlude, they hope I enjoy my stay.
When You Were Young, you would have loved it here,
But you'd have been a tad undecided with my Bling.
For Reasons Unknown, I continued slightly unimpressed into the town,
And somehow, they started to Read My Mind and sensed my disillusion
So they sent Uncle Jonny to help me get over my despair.
But after that, my Bones still failed to ignite,
And My List of almost-there items grew longer.
Until I realised that This River Is Wild enough to make up for it,
And I wondered Why Do I keep Counting as the journey ends on a high note
And upon the exitlude, I was ready to go back to the start again...