Thursday, 1 March 2007

300 Spartans and One Awesome Bloodbath



300.
NOT A REVIEW!
THIS IS SPARTA!
Ooo, it's like the comic, but with actual FIGHTING!!
KILL! KILL! KILL!
fooyor, damn stylo-milo.
BLOOD! BLOOD! BLOOD!
Off with their heads!!!!
BOOBS! BOOBS!! (female ones!)
Damn, kena cut.
KILL! KILL!!! KILL!!!
Wait, isn't that Faramir?
FIGHT!!! FIGHT!!! FIGHT!!!
Woot! blood spraying in Slow-Mo!!!
Eh? Why suddenly go back to Sparta?
Bah stupid political subplot.
Bah, too much talking.
Bah, stupid dialogue.
Bah, demeaning the queen.
Who cares about those?
All we want is...
FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!!!
KILL! KILL! KILL!
BLOOD! BLOOD!! BLOOD!!!
CUT OFF THEIR HEADS!!!!
FIGHT!!! FIGHT!!!!
BLOOD!!! BLOOD!!!!
TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELL!!!!
YEAAAAH!!!!!

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