Tuesday, 29 May 2007

A Drama of Early Morning Car Wonkiness

Vroom vroom.
VROOOOOOOOM!
Drive drive drive out,
Lalala.
GAAAH! SMOKE COMING OUT FROM UNDER THE HOOD!!!!!
WAHLAU, temperature SO HIGH!
Panic panic panic.
SCREE BRAKE!
U-turn, u-turn,
Zoom zoom zoom to mechanic.
Mechanic: "WHAT?!?!? Overheat AGAIN?"
Pop hood, check check check
Wahlau, have to change radiator. Leaking oledi
Will cost you so-and-so.
Sad, broke face.
Ok lah, pay tomorrow.
Yay!
Car fix oledi,
Drive drive drive to work.
SUDDENLY....
HISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
HISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
HISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
GAH! GOT SMOKE FROM UNDER THE HOOD AGAIN!!!
Panic panic panic.
Zoom zoom zoom,
Faster faster drive to petrol station.
Stop car,
Pop hood.
Check radiator water.
Eh, still got what.
Check temperature.
Eh, normal what.
Go back to car, drive drive drive.
Tension tension,
After engine explode mati gua.
Turn on air-con.
Eh, why aircon not working?
Like not cold wan.
Damn stuffy.
Like no..... GAS!
BASKET!
Air-con gas all leaked out!
THAT was the 'smoke'!
GAH!
Call mechanic: "Oi, you didn't put back the air-con properly!"
"Gas all leak out oledi!"
Mechanic: Oh, sowi. Tomorrow bring back again.
Sigh. Third day in a row bring back there oledi.
Basket.
Grrrr.
Drive to work no air-con is siens.
HOT LIKE HELL.
Sweat like pig only.
No mood liao.
Bah.

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