Wednesday, 13 June 2007

Bay Transforms Awesome Autobots and Devilish Decepticons




TRANSFORMERS
Not a review.
FIRST IN THE WORLD TO OFFICIALLY SEE IT, BABEH!
WOOHOO!!!
Besides Michael Bay of course.
Who still sucks, but not so much now.
Because this movie is AWESOME!!!!
AWESOME AWESOME AWESOME!!!!
From the first voice narration to the end...
AWESOME AWESOME AWESOME!!!!
No Pearl Harbour/The Island shit
This was ACTION ALL THE WAY.
(Well, ALMOST all the way. About 80% I think)
And GIANT FUCKING ROBOTS!!!!
Loads of GIANT ROBOTS kicking each others' asses,
And of course... The TRANSFORMING!
IT'S THE TRANSFORMERS come to life!!!!!!
OMG OPTIMUS PRIME!
JAZZ! RATCHETT! BUMBLEBEE! IRONHIDE!
KICK DECEPTICON BUTT!
IT'S STARSCREAM!!!!!!!!! AIEEEE!!!!
US Military... BLACK 'EM OUT! YEAH!!!!
Puny meat creatures! KILL EM ALL!!!
Story? What story?
WHO CARES about the story?
It's a movie about GIANT FUCKING ROBOTS lar...
And based on a toyline and cartoons...
You want a 'story' go watch some Hungarian art film or something.
Most of THIS movie was just BIFF! CRASH! CRUNCH! BOOM! anyway.
A bit messy though.
But if you recognise all the Transformers should be no problem.
If you don't... then all you'll see is a mass of metal crunching.
But at least the robots damn cool!




Actors? What actors?
Oh. Shia was ok.
Megan was HOT (in person too)
Michael Bay suprisingly cool to talk to in person.
But WHO CARES about the actors?
The REAL stars are the ROBOTS!
PETER CULLEN! YOU ROCK!
HUGO WEAVING... ok la, not bad also. Quite evil.
So what if it's not like G1?
So what if they look like Aliens?
THE. MOVIE. IS. COOL.
AWESOMELY COOL.
Whole movie was filled with WHOA moments.
WHOA! COOL! LOOK AT THAT!
WHOA! He said that in the cartoon movie!
WHOA! LOOK AT THAT TRANSFORMATION!!!
WHOA! Megatron SO EVIL!
WHOA! Ironhide KICKS ASS!
WHOA! OPTIMUS KICKS ASS!!!!
WHOA! EASTER EGGS!
And so many nostalgic goosebumps can die.
It's like.. it's like... my childhood came to life!
I felt like a kid again.
If you truly love the Transformers
And not JUST the G1 stuff,
Then you'll love this.
I know I did.
I wanted to watch the movie again IMMEDIATELY after the movie
(and to buy ALL the toys, but then I no money sien)
TRANSFORMERS ROCK!!!!
AUTOBOTS, ROLL OUT!!!!
CHU CHU CHU CHI CHI!




PS: The movie opens in Malaysia on 28 JUNE, and also, don't forget the special Transformers convention ROBOTCON 2007 on 22-24 June at Cineleisure Damansara!

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