Wednesday, 6 June 2007

An Ode to Optimus Optimus Prime Prime

While waiting for the next instalment of the How To Transform an Optimus Prime series (that Movie Optimus Prime damn messy to transform leh), I now present to you a little poem-like thingy I wrote for the mightiest Autobot ever!

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Ode to Optimus Optimus Prime Prime



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Optimus Optimus Prime Prime,
You were the noble leader of the Autobots,
With one shot you annihilated the stupid Gobots.

Optimus Optimus Prime Prime,
You are a valiant warrior of Cybertron,
You never ever give face to that bloody Megatron.

Optimus Optimus Prime Prime,
You transform into a truck with a trailer too,
But when you are a robot where does it disappear to?

Optimus Optimus Prime Prime,
You have a police car right-hand man,
But your 'bodyguard' becomes a rusty minivan.

Optimus Optimus Prime Prime,
You've been a truck, a lion and a fire engine too
But that Beast Wars gorilla Primal was never really you



Optimus Optimus Prime Prime,
In the cartoon movie you went and died,
And millions of watching 80's kids collectively cried.

Optimus Optimus Prime Prime,
After you died Rodimus Prime came,
But he sucked so bad they brought you back again.

Optimus Optimus Prime Prime,
You had so many toys I wanted to buy,
But when daddy don't buy I always wanted to cry

Optimus Optimus Prime Prime,
Why you have to be so cool to little boys?
Until we thirty-years-old also still playing your toys.

Optimus Optimus Prime Prime,
I got your toys from RID, Classics and Energon,
But I still miss my original G1 toy even when its head was gone

Optimus Optimus Prime Prime,
Bay turned you into an alien with metal armour,
But we still think your movie will rock harder than Pearl Harbour.

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