Thursday, 19 July 2007

See John McClane. See John McClane Not Die.



Die Hard 4.0
Not a Review.
Not even the actual title.
But better than that Live Free or Die Hard shit.
Yes, a bit late I know.
So sue me.
Oooo Maggie Q. HOT HOT HOT
DROOL DROOL DROOL
Eh the bad guy walk like pondan only.
Hackety hackety hack hack.
KABOOM!
Oh no, geek in trouble!
John McClane to the rescue!
BOOM! BAM! RATATATATATAT!
BAM BAM!
System shutdown! CHAOS! PANIC!
What lar these drivers,
Traffic light sot a bit only all accident.
Mesti bukan Malaysian drivers lar tu.
SCREEEE! BAM! CRASH!
See John McClane drive.
See John McClane kick butt.
See John McClane not die.
See John McClane get pissed off:



No bullets? No problem!
Just use a car!
WHEEEE! CRASH!
KABOOM!
BANG BANG!
SCREEE! CRASH! BANG!
RATATATATAT!
Enough of that kungfu shit!
BIFF! POW! HEADBUTT!
Eh, how the hell he got that SUV to the 4th floor?
WHEE! BOOM! CRASH!
YAAAA hoo hoo hoooo
Kevin Smith! DUDE!
Eh, I think I have that action figure too...
Hackety hackety hack hack.
GO GET HIM MCCLANE!!!!
BANG BANG! BIFF POW!
CRASH! KABOOM!
Hey, isn't that Optimus Prime???
Oh no, Starscream is attacking Optimus!
Save him, John McClane!!!
BOOM! CRASH! EJECT EJECT! WHEE!!!!
BIG KABOOM!
Bad hacker! BANG BANG!
Ok I'm tired.
Too much action.
Watch until I damn exhausted
Headache.
Sleep.
Yippe Kay Yay, motherf***ers!!!

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