Just saw this new trailer for some big summer movie next year. What movie? Let's take a look, shall we?
Is it Dragon Tiger Gate II?
Is it Pan's Labyrinth II: Revenge of The Super Pale Man?
Is it the Human Torch spinoff of Fantastic Four?
Is it the long-longed-for Elric movie?
Is it a bad remake of the Fellowship of the Ring?
Why of course not. And it's not even some top secret thingy like Cloverfield:
Awww hell. as if you didn't guess already... it's THIS guy's movie:
Oh yes, BIG RED is back, and so are his friends!
Sure, it looks a bit like Pan's Labyrinth meets Elric meets Lord of The Rings, but hey, it's HELLBOY, and he's fighting a whole lot of monsters:
PLUS, he's upgraded his weapons from the already huge Samaritan:
To THIS Big Baby:
There's a whole lot of kungfu, monsters and even Abe Sapien doing some breakdancing:
So what are you waiting for? Click the picture below to go watch the new teaser trailer for HELLBOY II: THE GOLDEN ARMY now!!!
Altogether now... AWWW CRAP!