Friday, 14 December 2007

The 2007 Eyeris Movie Awards: The Sexiest Women in Movies This Year!

On with the Awards! And now, in the spirit of giving, I shall dish out the Hubbahubba Awards For Sexiest FEMALE actresses in movies this year. You want the Sexiest MEN? Go make your own list.

Oh, and all awards are given out based on my personal tastes in women (so of course I'm bias towards my favorite actresses *cough*DianeKruger*cough*) AND based on the movies I've watched only, so if your favorite chick isn't on the lists, it's probably because 1) I didn't watch her movie; or 2) I didn't l. Like I said, go start your own list lar....

I'm not gonna include pictures for EVERY category here, because I'm damn lazy to go look for them, so I'll just take the pictures from what I already have on my PC... hehehe.

And no nude photos either, sorry to disappoint all you perverts who come here from Google after searching for nude pictures of Angelina Jolie...

Oh, and as usual, since this was done in a rush, I'll probably be adding more categories/names/pictures into the list when I think of /remember more later...


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The "Va Va Va Voom" Award for Single Sexiest Moment in a Movie in 2007:




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Top Sexiest Babes in Movies in 2007:



  • Megan Fox (Transformers)
  • Tang Wei (Lust, Caution)
  • Diane Kruger (National Treasure: The Book of Secrets)
  • Lena Headey (300)
  • Maggie Q (Die Hard 4.0, Balls of Fury)
  • Monica Belucci (Shoot Em Up)
  • Eva Mendes (Ghost Rider)
  • Jessica Alba (Fantastic Four: Rise Of The Silver Surfer)
  • Michelle Pfeiffer (Stardust)
  • Katherine Heigl (Knocked Up)

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The "Why Did She Sign Up For This Again?" Award for The Waste of a Hot Actress in a Forgettable Movie.
  • Jessica Alba (Fantastic Four: Rise Of The Silver Surfer)
  • Angelina Jolie (Beowulf)
  • Maggie Q (Balls of Fury)

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The "She Was In That Movie???" Award for The Most Chronic Lack of Screentime For A Hot Actress:

  • Salma Hayek (Across The Universe)
  • Rachel Taylor (Transformers)

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The "I Like The Way You Hold That Weapon hur hur" Award For Being able to Kick Ass AND look Sexy At the same time:
  • Keira Knightley (Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End)
  • Milla Jovovich (Resident Evil: Extinction)
  • Maggie Q (Die Hard 4.0)

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The "You Light Up This Movie" Award for Cutest Smile:
  • Kuai Lun Mei (Secret)
  • Diane Kruger (National Treasure: The Book of Secrets)
  • Claire Danes (Stardust)

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The "Young & Old" Award for Sexy Witches Who Don't Look Their Age:


  • Michelle Pffeifer (Stardust)
  • Emma Watson (Harry Potter & The Order Of The Phoenix)

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The "This Is Still a Family Blog" Award For Best Nude Scene I Wish They Had Not Censored:
  • Tang Wei (Lust Caution)
  • Monica Belucci (Shoot Em Up)
  • Lena Heading (300)
  • Olga Kurylenko (Hitman)

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The "OMG I Can't Concentrate on Anything Else" Award for Best Use Of a Hot Actress's Cleavage in a Movie:


  • Diane Kruger (National Treasure: The Book of Secrets)
  • Jessica Biel (I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry)
  • Eva Mendes (Ghost Rider)
  • Monica Belluci (Shoot Em' Up)
  • Megan Fox (Transformers)

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The "Is That Supposed to Be Sexy??" Award For Most Unsexy Supposedly Sexy Moment in a Movie:
  • The Fake Naked Angelina Jolie (Beowulf)
  • Olga Kurylenko's bad-girl makeup (Hitman)
  • Maggie Q teaching a fat fart how to play Ping-Pong (Balls of Fury)

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