Wednesday, 19 December 2007

WARLORDS! TONIGHT WE DINE IN NANKING!!!!



The Warlords.
投名狀.
Not a Review.
Because Fireangel said so.
Not a wushu film.
Which is good or else no Jet Li.
No flying flying fighting,
No slow-mo flying daggers,
No bamboo forest fighting.
None of that shit here.
All bloody violent.
All kill kill brutal brutal
YAARRRR DIE DIE DIE DIE kinda battles.
Damn awesome.



Eheheh, Jet Li look like a mushroom in that armour.
His acting improve A LOT though,
And he still can kick everyone's ass.
Andy Lau's Mandarin also improved oledi,
Oh wait, I don't think that's his voice.
Takeshi damn blur.
Like can only see in black and white.
Like puppy dog following the two leaders around only,
Woof! Woof!
Ish, actress not hot also.
Where's Zhang Ziyi when you need her?
Some parts a bit slow also.
But who cares?



Whole story about brother brother kinda thing,
A lot of emo and fighting.
Like...
HEY BRADER!
KILL! KILL!
SACRIFICE YOURSELF FOR GREATER GOOD!
You stab him then I chop off his head ok?
Then we go chop off some more heads
And slash some legs,
Then after we win the battle we emo a bit lar,
Then you can go screw your girlfriend in the middle of a siege.
And then after that we go and KILL EVERYONE!
TONIGHT WE DINE IN SUZHOU!!!

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