Tuesday, 26 February 2008

A Vantage Point of Eyeris' 1000th Post!!!!

It's taken almost four years, but this blog has finally reached the magic number of ONE THOUSAND POSTS!!!

YES! This is officially the 1000th post on Eye on Everything!

ONE THOUSAND!
1000!

Three Zeroes! (Count em!)
Woot Woot!
WHEE!
FIREWORKS!
MEXICAN WAVE!

So, what should I write about in this monumental post?
Er....
Um....
......
...

Oh screw it.
I've never been good at celebrations anyway.
Here's a Movie Not-Review instead.

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Vantage Point.
Not a Review.
Not a normal movie.
Oh look, it's Ripley!
She's a news producer now?
Oh no! The President is shot!
Oh no! A Bomb!
Oh no! Chaos!
Eh? Rewind?



Vantage Point.
Not a Review.
Oh look, it's Dennis Quaid!
He looks old.
Oh no! The President is shot!
Oh no! A Bomb!
Oh no! Chaos!
Dennis goes into action!
Oh no, what did he see????
Eh? Rewind again?



Vantage Point.
Not a Review.
Oh look, it's some Spanish guy.
Apani, love story pulak.
Emo emo all.
Oh no! The President is shot!
Oh no! A Bomb!
Oh no! Chaos!
Oh no! A lot of running!
Uh Oh, here comes the rewind...



Vantage Point.
Not a Review.
Oh look, it's that Forest guy.
He won an Oscar last year.
Looking like some blur tourist now.
Oh no! Flashbacks of Cloverfield!
Oh no! The President is shot!
Oh no! A Bomb!
Oh no! Chaos!
What did he film?
Aiyor, REWIND AGAIN?????



Vantage Point.
Not a Review.
Don't blame me.
The whole film is like that.
Keep starting, rewinding.
Start, rewind.
Start, rewind.
Start, rewind.
It's like one short film,
But shown over and over again.
You see the same event,
Through different point of views.
It's frustrating at first,
But gets more interesting with each rewind.
Each rewind got cliffhanger.
And in the end damn exciting.
Awesome.
Nope, no more rewind.
Enough lar, haiyor.

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