Friday, 28 March 2008

27 Ways To Make a Hot Chick Look Ugly



27 Dresses
Not a review.
Not a movie I'd usually pay to watch either.
Poster so nice, movie so-so only
It's a rom-com, what you expect lar?
No monsters,
No car chases,
No superheroes.
An not a SINGLE decapitation.
Sien.
There's horror though.
As in OMG THOSE are the 27 Dresses? THE HORROR!
They're not paying Heigl enough to wear them...



Eh wait, got superhero!
Got Cyclops.
Eh where's his visor? sien
With a smile that big and shiny,
You'd think he'd need a visor to shade his eyes.
He's the male version of Julia Roberts I tell ya.
So-so looks, BIG MEGAWATT SMILE.
But he's not bad though.
Better than that McDrippy guy in Enchanted,
And better than that other guy with a wussy voice here.
Too bad he got shafted in X-Men though.



Never mind got Katherine Heigl.
She's the new Meg Ryan.
Or new Kate Hudson, whatever.
If she's not careful she'll be stuck in rom-coms all her life.
Not that she's not good in them.
Hey I like her, she's cute.
A bit matronly in this movie but still cute.
A bit annoying sometimes, but still cute.
Doesn't show enough cleavage, but still cute.
She doesn't need to show a lot of boob,
Just needs to stand there with her cute smile.
Sigh...



Whoever came up with those 27 dresses should be shot though.
Especially for making Cute Heigl wear such hideous things.
And why can't rom-coms come up with more original stories?
That whole "journalist lies to girl for story but falls in love" angle...
Yes yes it's sweet and chicks dig all that sweet sugary stuff,
but it's so been there done that its not funny anymore.
And it's giving a journalists a bad name ok?
GET SOME NEW WRITERS GODAMMIT.
Some that can weave in a few car chases and decapitations into the story.
Now THAT is one rom-com I'd pay to watch.

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