Tuesday, 29 April 2008

Iron Man, Iron Man, Does whatever scrap metal can...



Iron Man.
Not a review.
KICKASS.
AWESOME.
AWESOME AWESOME.
So awesome that I'm going to watch it AGAIN tonight!
So awesome that you don't even mind Gwyneth Paltrow!
(In fact she's actually quite hot here.)
So awesome that I can't wait to see Robert Downey Jr. again!
(as a black dude!)
So awesome that this not-review will continue,
With a song and dance routine instead!
Sung to the Spiderman theme, aka the Spider-pig song!



Iron Man, Iron Man,
Isn't just a big tin can,
When it's dark, he works best,
Cos' there's a flashlight in his chest,
Look out! Here comes the Iron Man!



Tony Stark, is a rich dude,
His misai is cooler than Fu Manchu's
When he's caught, he kept his cool,
He made a suit with some lousy tools,
Look out, there goes the Iron Man!



Iron Man, Iron Man,
He never ever could get a tan,
In the desert, though it was hot,
He kicked ass while dressed like a pot,
Look out! Here comes the Iron Man!



Iron Monger, he's the one,
Who threw cars at him just for fun,
When they fought, it was cool,
Like two refrigerators in a duel,
Look out! Here comes the Iron Man!



Iron Man, Iron Man,
Does whatever scrap metal can,
Bring him to, a scrapyard, quick,
He's worth more, than a manhole lid,
Look out! here comes the Iron Man!



Is he strong? I can't see,
He's got more steel than Bumblebee,
You can sell him, for some cash,
If you do, Sabah will crash,
Hey there! There goes the Iron Man..
Here comes the IRON MAAAAAAN!!!!

1 comment:

Cialis said...

That is a great movie!