Thursday, 15 May 2008

INDIANA JONES WEEK: Why Indiana Jones is AWESOME!

Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull is opening next Thursday... but unfortunately I won't be able to catch the preview before that because I'll be halfway across the world on the way to the vodka-swilling capital of the world at the time...

Yes, I'm quite upset about missing the opening of the show, especially since I can only watch it NEXT FRIDAY with NORMAL PEOPLE.... ahaha.

But anyway, I hereby declare this weeks "INDIANA JONES WEEK' on EoE, and shall have a couple of posts on the Fedora-Wearing One coming up soon... But first, for those of you too er... young to even REMEMBER the last Indiana Jones movie, here's a short list of why the guy is so damn AWESOME...



Why Indiana Jones Is Awesome

  • THAT HAT! THAT HAT!
  • THAT WHIP! THAT WHIP!

  • He's got an awesome theme song!

  • He has a Lego toy of himself!

  • He doesn't waste time with all that kung-fu mumbo jumbo. when confronted by a hostile swordsman, he just fecking shoots'em.

  • He can outrun HUGE ROLLING BOULDERS!

  • He's Han Solo, Rick Deckard, Jack Ryan and Dr. Richard Kimble all rolled into one!

  • His father is the greatest James Bond ever!

  • He can spell 'Jehovah' with an 'I'!

  • He kissed a Nazi and survived!
  • He kissed Steven Spielberg's wife and survived!

  • He named himself after a dog!

  • He hates snakes! (I donno why this is awesome but who cares...)

  • He can fly planes! (but not land them...)

  • Even Kermit the frog and Mr Potatohead want to be him!

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