INDIANA JONES WEEK: Why Indiana Jones is AWESOME!

Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull is opening next Thursday... but unfortunately I won't be able to catch the preview before that because I'll be halfway across the world on the way to the vodka-swilling capital of the world at the time...

Yes, I'm quite upset about missing the opening of the show, especially since I can only watch it NEXT FRIDAY with NORMAL PEOPLE.... ahaha.

But anyway, I hereby declare this weeks "INDIANA JONES WEEK' on EoE, and shall have a couple of posts on the Fedora-Wearing One coming up soon... But first, for those of you too er... young to even REMEMBER the last Indiana Jones movie, here's a short list of why the guy is so damn AWESOME...



Why Indiana Jones Is Awesome

• THAT HAT! THAT HAT!

• THAT WHIP! THAT WHIP!


• He's got an awesome theme song!


• He has a Lego toy of himself!


• He doesn't waste time with all that kung-fu mumbo jumbo. when confronted by a hostile swordsman, he just fecking shoots'em.


• He can outrun HUGE ROLLING BOULDERS!


• He's Han Solo, Rick Deckard, Jack Ryan and Dr. Richard Kimble all rolled into one!


• His father is the greatest James Bond ever!


• He can spell 'Jehovah' with an 'I'!


• He kissed a Nazi and survived!
  

• He kissed Steven Spielberg's wife and survived!


• He named himself after a dog!


• He hates snakes! (I donno why this is awesome but who cares...)


• He can fly planes! (but not land them...)


• Even Kermit the frog and Mr Potatohead want to be him!