Monday, 9 June 2008

The Incredible Hulk is SMAAAASHING!!!!



THE INCREDIBLE HULK!
NOT REVIEW!
HULK SMASH ALL REVIEWS!
THIS REAL HULK MOVIE!
THIS AWESOME HULK MOVIE!
NO MORE ARTSY FARTSY HULK!
Only ANGRY SMASHING HULK!
GRRAAAAGGGHHH!!!!



Ahem. This is puny skinny Bruce Banner.
Or Edward Norton. Whatever.
You won't like him when he's hungry.
And he likes strechy pants too.
Voice still nasal.
Still too much of him.
But at least not like Ang Lee's movie.
Which should have been called The Incredible Bruce Banner.



And there's Arwe... I mean, Betty!
Liv Tyler looks hot one scene,
And too pouty the next.
Cleavage Rating: 7.
Why her voice always so er.. breathy har?
It's like she's always stuck in Arwen mode.
But she was ok lah.
And when she get hurt,
Bruce BECOME HULK!!!!!



HULK BACK!
HULK MEET BAD GUY EMIL BLONSKY!
BLONSKY BECOME ABOMINATION!
ABOMINATION WANT HURT BETTY!
HULK ANGRY!
ABOMINATION BAD!
VERY BAD ASS!
VERY UGLY!



ABOMINATION SMASH HULK!
HULK SMASH BACK!!!
AND SMASH AGAIN!
THUNDERCLAP!
SMASH SMASH SMASH!
AND SMASH SOME MORE!
SMAAAASSH!!!



LOU FERRIGNO IS THE MAN!
GIVE HULK VOICE!
HULK GIVE LOU FERRIGNO PIZZA!
TONY STARK WANT HULK JOIN SOME 'TEAM'
HULK DONNO WHAT.
HULK ONLY KNOW SMASH!
HULK SMASH ANG LEE!
GRRRAGGGGH!!!!!!

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