- The headline BOLT: FASTEST MAN IN THE WORLD sounds a hell of a lot better than GAY: THE FASTEST MAN IN THE WORLD.
2) Colourful Social Political Observations
- Eh, if it's such a superior race, why does it seem to be the one that needs special help most of the time?
3) Serious Economic Debate
- Actually, if it's ok with you, I'd rather you DON'T decrease the price of petrol, but INCREASE my fucking salary instead, kthxbai.
4) Rip-roaring Elevator Comedy:
- Elevator guy: Which floor?
- Friend 1: B4.
- Friend 2: B3.
- Eyeris: B4 B3 is B2!
- Friends: -_-"""
5) Astoundingly 'Creative' Thoughts