Friday, 29 August 2008

Completely Random Stuff Eye Came Up With When Eye was Bored

1) Back-Breaking Sports Commentary:
  • The headline BOLT: FASTEST MAN IN THE WORLD sounds a hell of a lot better than GAY: THE FASTEST MAN IN THE WORLD.

2) Colourful Social Political Observations
  • Eh, if it's such a superior race, why does it seem to be the one that needs special help most of the time?

3) Serious Economic Debate
  • Actually, if it's ok with you, I'd rather you DON'T decrease the price of petrol, but INCREASE my fucking salary instead, kthxbai.

4) Rip-roaring Elevator Comedy:
  • Elevator guy: Which floor?
  • Friend 1: B4.
  • Friend 2: B3.
  • Eyeris: B4 B3 is B2!
  • Friends: -_-"""

5) Astoundingly 'Creative' Thoughts
  • Carrots
  • Really
  • Enhance
  • A
  • Totally
  • Interesting
  • Vegetable
  • Eggroll

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