- Thou shalt not be an idiotic groupie always trying to be FIRST! in the comments box
- Thou shalt not be an immature adolescent who comments in unintelligible SMS-speak and rainbow-colored fonts.
- Thou shalt not be an anonymous troll who insults people but hides behind cowardly pseudonyms.
- Thou shalt not be an annoying spammer who shamelessly promotes thy link which hath nothing to do with the post.
- Thou shalt not a generic bore commenting just for the sake of commenting.
- Thou shalt not be an obnoxious know-it-all who comments for the sake of showing off thy superiority.
- Thou shalt not be a shameless copycat who repeats the words of others without a single original thought from thyself.
- Thou shalt not preach to people on how to comment as if thou art greate...... oh wait.
The new Guinness Bright
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