Tuesday, 9 September 2008

The Seemingly Lost Commandments Of Blog Commenting

  1. Thou shalt not be an idiotic groupie always trying to be FIRST! in the comments box

  2. Thou shalt not be an immature adolescent who comments in unintelligible SMS-speak and rainbow-colored fonts.

  3. Thou shalt not be an anonymous troll who insults people but hides behind cowardly pseudonyms.

  4. Thou shalt not be an annoying spammer who shamelessly promotes thy link which hath nothing to do with the post.

  5. Thou shalt not a generic bore commenting just for the sake of commenting.

  6. Thou shalt not be an obnoxious know-it-all who comments for the sake of showing off thy superiority.

  7. Thou shalt not be a shameless copycat who repeats the words of others without a single original thought from thyself.

  8. Thou shalt not preach to people on how to comment as if thou art greate...... oh wait.

  9. Oops.

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