Wednesday, 8 October 2008

Everything I Know About Twilight I Learnt In LOLCat

Check out this poster:

Said it with me now. OH. MY. FARKING. GOD.

Can there be a more nauseatingly sickeningly unoriginal poster out there? Yes we know its a vampire teen love story that sounds a lot like Sweet Valley High with vampires, but still, couldn't they have come up with a better poster than THAT?

Oi, what sort of vampire movie IS this? There's not a single drop of blood to be seen on the poster! And what's Ol' Powder doing in it, eh? And when did he grow hair?

If you haven't read the books, don't worry. I haven't either. In fact, you don't even have to. All you need to read to know almost all about the books is Mad Hatter Lynn's 'reviews' of the books, after which you will wonder if you will ever WANT to read the books because they couldn't possibly top her LOLCat version of Edward and his nommy wench.

Go read them here:
Ok fine. If you really want a more 'serious' brief about the movie/books/story, got to Empire's Beginner's Guide to Twilight.

It's got handy Who's Who guides, complete with pretty pictures of everyone in the movie, in case you were wondering just how vegetarian vampires look like.

So there you have it. Everything you need to know about Twilight is there, I reckon. No need to even read the book or watch the movie liao. Haha.

I know I won't be doing either. Heh.

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