Tuesday, 11 November 2008

How to Get a Fake MC: A Poetic, Expert Guide

When you don't want to be a good little worker,
then get your ass down to the nearest doctor,
Cos when you feeling downright lazy;
There's nothing better than a good ol' fake MC.

Put on your best sore throat voice,
And tell your boss you don't have a choice;
You have to call in sick today, tomorrow maybe
Cos your tummy did not agree with last night's Indomie.

It doesn't matter that you're healthy as a horse,
Nor that your throat isn't very hoarse.
It doesn't matter that your nose isn't running away,
Or you didn't even eat Indomie yesterday.

Now, conning your boss is the easy part,
Especially if he's the sort with a kind heart;
Now you need to try to convince the doctor,
That you really ARE coming down with a fever.

You won't get an MC with just a mere flu,
The doctor won't even want to layan you.
And good luck pretending you have a fever,
He'll call your bluff with one look at the thermometer.

The easiest sickness to fake is an ache in the tummy,
Just hold your abdomen and whine like a sick puppy.
Or failing that, a migraine's always worth a try,
Just pretend the head aches so much that you could cry.

After the doctor is convinced that you are really sick,
Don't drop the act or he'll get suspicious real quick.
Wait until the nurse hands you your meds and MC,
THEN you can start cackling with glee.

And that in a nutshell is how you get a fake MC,
But please use these tips more sparingly.
Cos you take a risk each time you ponteng,
So don't overdo it or you'll become sotong goreng.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Cute! gonna use this tomorrow "Or failing that, a migraine's always worth a try,
Just pretend the head aches so much that you could cry."
it sounds good.