Friday, 26 December 2008

The 2008 Eyeris Movie Awards!

(The title should be self-explanatory right? The links lead to the Movie-Not-Reviews for each movie... enjoy!)


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Top Ten Favorite Movies Of The Year:




1) WALL-E
2) The Dark Knight
3) Hellboy II: The Golden Army
4) Iron Man
5) Tropic Thunder
6) Kungfu Panda
7) Wanted
8) Cloverfield
9) Ip Man
10) The Spiderwick Chronicles


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Favorite 2007 movies that only came here in 2008:



1) Once
2) No Country For Old Men
3) Sweeney Todd


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The Extremely Bias Award for Best Animated Feature:



1) WALL-E
2) Bolt
3) Kungfu Panda
4) Dr. Seuss' Horton Hears a Who


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The WTF Were They Thinking Award for Worst Movies of 2008:



1) The Happening
2) Forbidden Kingdom
3) Kinta
4) Max Payne
5) Speed Racer
6) Twilight
7) The Spirit
8) Disaster Movie
9) Star Wars: The Clone Wars


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The When I Grow Up I Wanna Be Like Him Award For Coolest Character:



1) The Joker (The Dark Knight)
2) Tony Stark (Iron Man)
3) Ip Man (Ip Man)


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The Wooden Plank Award For Most Kayu Performance:



1) Mark Wahlberg (The Happening)
2) Mark Wahlberg (Max Payne)
3) Keanu "Kayu" Reeves (The Day The Earth Stood Still)


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The Panadol Award for Most Headache Inducing Movie:



1) Cloverfield
2) Speed Racer
3) Vantage Point


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The Lucas-and-Spielberg-Raped-Indy-Jones Award for a Chronic Waste of a Perfectly Good Franchise:



1) Indiana Jones and The Kingdom Of the Crystal Skull
2) X-Files: I Want To Believe
3) Star Wars: The Clone Wars
4) Quantum of Solace
5) The Incredible Hulk


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The Joker Award for Most Quotable Quotes of the Year:



1) WHY. SO. SERIOUS? (The Dark Knight)
2) What the fuck have YOU done lately? (Wanted)
3) GET SOME! (Tropic Thunder)


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The Stupid Lamb award for Worst Lines of Dialogue in a Movie:



Boy: "And so the lion fell in love with the lamb."
Girl: "What a stupid lamb."
Boy: "What a masochistic lion."
Audience: *gurgle gurgle gah... urk...*
(Twilight)


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The Monyet Award for Stupidest scene in a movie



Shia Lebeouf & The CGI Monkeys (Indiana Jones & The Kingdom of The Crystal Skull)


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The Buy N' Large Award for Most Blatant Product Placement



The entire continent of Australia (Australia)

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