Australia. Not a review. ARGH SO LONG. WHY NOT YET FINISH WAN. Oh it's finishing oledi. ARGH NOT YET FINISH. Oh wait, NOW it's finished. ARGH STILL NOT YET FINISH. Oh there's the ending. ARGH GAH GAH NOT YET FINIIIIIISSSHHHHH.
Ok lar, the movie wasn't THAT bad Just too damn fucking long. About 45 minutes or so too long, to be exact. Baz Luhrmann should have cut off the ENTIRE third act. Then it would have been MUCH better. The cowboy bits were especially kewl. And some of the bombing scenes too.
As expected, there's a lot of soap-operatic melodrama And a lot of it was like a VISIT AUSTRALIA YEAR 2009 ad. Oh look we have kangaroos! And look, we have canyons! And beautiful landscapes! And Chinese people! And all our men say "Crikey"!
Nicole was ok. Still good looking. But a bit old oledi leh. Cleavage rating: 6. A bit over-the top and kayu, And I don't understand... Why did he cast an Australian as an Englishwoman?
Oh and Hugh Jackman. I think none of the women in the crowd can remember the movie. Just Hugh Jackman. LOL. I swear I heard a collective sigh go up, When he appeared in his suit and clean-shaven. And when he was soaping himself down. Good grief.
Oh look it's them kangaroos. And Boab trees. But where're the koalas, eh? It ain't a movie about Australi without them Koalas! And I demand to see the Sydney Opera house! And Ayer's Rock! Oh wait, it's called Uluru now. Oh well...