Tuesday, 19 May 2009

I'd Pay double to Watch Mike and Sully Kick These Monsters' Asses

Monsters vs. Aliens
Not A Review
They're back!
The furry monster!
The many legged one!
The one-eyed one!
The giant woman!
Eh wait a minute...

Oh wait. This ain't Pixar.
It's got nothing to do with Monsters Inc., noobs.
It's a whole different set of monsters you've never seen before.
Or maybe you have...
Remember The Fly? The Blob? The Creature From The Black Lagoon?
Too young to remember those?
Then surely you remember GODZILLA?

Well, those monsters ain't here.
But we DO get The Cockroach, The B.O.B. and The Missing Link.
Oh, and a giant Insectosaurus.
And of course, the 40-foot Woman
a.k.a. Ginormica
a.k.a. er... Susan.

If you can, watch this in 3D
It's awesome damn pretty.
The best part is the paddle ball.
It looks like it's gonna hit you!
The movie itself... oklar, quite fun.
Especially if you are familiar with the old monsters.
The B.O.B. jello thingy is quite funny.
So is Hugh Laurie as the roach.

Donno why Rainn Wilson is so popular though.
I can't stand his shtick.
And the president... some parts funny, most parts lame.
And Witherspoon was a little annoying in the beginning.
Whine whine whine whine.
But everything else was quite fun.
It's silly, it's a little mad, but quite funny.

I can just see Dreamworks doing a sequel now.
Adding Dracula, Wolfman, Frankenstein etc.
Throwing everything but the kitchen drainpipe monster in,
And making what is a solid movie into a lousy franchise,
Like they did to Shrek.
This was a decent movie, Dreamworks.
Leave it alone.
Oh, and Up is still WAAAAY better than this.

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