Friday, 22 May 2009

Terminate That Salivating Fool of a Director!



Terminator Salvation.
Not a Review.
HEY YOU!
YEAH YOU OVER THERE!
YES YOU, McG!
WHAT THE F**K IS THIS!!
You ruined the FRANCHISE, you AMATEUR!
What happened to 'giving it what it's worth'?
What happened to 'if its a R, then it's a R'!
Bluff people wan!



SALVATION?
You call THIS Salvation?
It should be fucking called SALIVATION
Because you DROOLED all over it,
And walked ladidadida all over it
And completely RUINED it!
This ain't the Terminator!
It's some mindless action movie PRETENDING to be part of the franchise.
Even though T3 was crap, it had an awesome twist in the end!



And you, Mr. Bale!
What were you THINKING?
Why the FUCK does your John Connor sound like Batman?
Not even Bruce Wayne, mind you.
FUCKING GUTTURAL PERMANENT SORE THROAT VOICED BATMAN.
Even that LIGHTING guy sounds better than that!



Oh, but good call on that Moon Bloodgood chick
How hot is she, huh?
How cool is her name, huh?
So many Os.
I'd like to give HER multiple O's as well.
Hur hur hur.
Too bad about Bryce though.
Bloody waste of a perfectly hot actress.



This should be called Terminator Boredom instead.
Because it was so MEH. And so BLAH.
And after the movie you can't even remember WTF happened.
Even though it was crap, at least T3 had a hot T-X,
With adjustable boobs, FTW!
McG's Terminators were just BORING.
Boring, overkill, idealess.
And so fucking easy to kill wan...
BAH! McG MUST DIE!



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