Thursday, 7 May 2009

The return of Megatron? HAH! They should rename it The Return of Meganporn!

I just saw the trailer for this movie coming out end of June, and I can't wait to see it. And it stars this hot young chick called Megan Fox. The trailer is awesome, and full of Megan Fox goodness.

Check it out. It's got Megan looking real sweet next to some ugly dude...



... Megan looking scared...



...Megan looking over you...



...Megan sashaying sexily while on the phone...



...Megan screaming while showing a generous amount of cleavage...



...Megan in a classic 'Behind You!' scene...



...Megan crying...



... Megan screaming at Shia...



...Megan doing nothing but look pretty...



...Megan looking very sultry...



And the money shot... Megan straddling a bike.



Hubba Hubba. She's come a LOOONG way since her little pink scooter in the first movie huh?

What first movie? Why, Transformers of course. This one is supposed to be called Transformers: Revenge of The Fallen or something. And apparently it has something to do with giant robots. And the return of some Megatron dude. Who cares? As far as I'm concerned they should have called this the Return of Meganporn instead.

Oh, what, you want pictures of the robots too? Ok fine...

Here's Optimus Prime:



Here's Optimus Prime kicking ass with TWO, yes TWO swords!



Here's Optimus Prime getting his ass kicked by Starscream:



And flying far far away as a result of that ass kicking. Ouch, Prime.



Then there's this little robot called Devastator. See how tiny he is, climbing up that giant pyramid!



Look how cute he is stomping on trucks!



Oh, and what else? There's this OLD Transformer (he walks with a cane, WTF) who transforms into the most AWESOME jet ever made... the SR-71 Lockheed BLACKBIRD, the fastest jet in the world!



Ok, enough robots? Not enough Megan? Then you REALLY MUST check out this video by clicking HERE or the picture below.

You won't regret it. I promise.



Or if you really prefer to see more bots and less boobs, go check out the trailer by clicking the logo below...

No comments: