This blog just hit 100,000 times three.
I'm so happy I could eat a tree.
But I will be content with a treat,
Of a pint of Guinness (or three).
Or maybe I'll go for tea,
It's a lot cheaper than stout, you see.
Anyway, this took me five years to achieve
And I still can't rhyme for shit.
It may not be as much as KY or Kenny,
But hey, at least I do it for free.