I was at Kinokuniya this morning, and this book was all over the place:
Has anyone read the damn book yet?
Who does it offend this time?
Are the lines as bad as the worst Dan Brown lines ever?
Is the plot generated from the same Dan Brown Sequel Generator?
Does anyone think it's the greatest book ever written?
Does anyone feel compelled to go visit Washington and look for the symbols?
More importantly, was anyone suckered into buying the bloody expensive hardcover on the first day? SUCKAS!!!!!