Just when you thought that the Wheel of Time was coming to an end, especially after Robert Jordan's death while he was working on the final volume....
Of they go and hire some other guy, who goes through Jordan's notes and decides that, "No, I can't do this in ONE BOOK. it has to be THREE books!"
Yeah. Guess what just got published recently:
Book One of A Memory of Light? One of THREE books? What do they think this is, the final Harry Potter movie? Stop milking the damn series for every last drop and FINISH THE DAMN THING ALREADY GODDAMMIT!
And YOU, George R. R. Martin. Don't think I didn't remember you and your OH GOD SO LONG series. Stop mucking around and FINISH THE DAMN A SONG OF ICE AND FIRE SERIES ALREADY KTHXBAI.