Thursday, 4 March 2010

So Hot You'll Wish Your Name Was Guido Too.



Nine.
Not a Review.
Penelope Cruz.
Nicole Kidman.
Marion Cotillard.
Kate Hudson.
Fergie.
All in one movie.
Miss this?
HELL NO!!



Penelope.
Cleavage Rating: Off The Charts
Drool rating: DROOL DROOL DROOL DROOL DROOL
Holy shit, her sexy solo dance scene was H.O.T.
It's so hot, you'd wish your name was Guido too.
My jaw literally dropped during that scene.
Her character's a bit sad though.
But boy is she hot.
Can I be Guido now?



Marion.
Cleavage Rating: 9
Drool Rating: DROOL DROOL DROOL DROOL DROOL
She's my favorite.
Not the sexiest (that's Penelope)
But certainly the best all round.
She's gorgeous, and you could DROWN in those eyes.
And fooh, that stripper scene.
Gave Penelope a run for her money, she did.



Nicole.
Cleavage Rating: er... not much shown, so only 6
Drool Rating: DROOL DROOL DROOL
Can't fault her screen presence though.
When she comes on, you can't help but stare at her.
And she actually looks damn good with the short hairstyle.
And when she smiles/laughs... SIGGHHHHH.



Fergie.
Cleavage Rating: 8
Drool Rating: DROOL DROOL
Face rating: Er... 3
Ok, her character wasn't not much to look at,
But sandy dance scene was awesome though.
Sexy giler the way she dragged that chair.
Foooh.



Kate: Ditzy
Cleavage Rating: Meh. 5 only.
Drool Rating: DROOL
She's probably the least hot of all,
Probably because she's got an American accent,
Which sounds so annoying,
Especially when you compare to all the sexeh Europeans.
A bit pointless also.
Catchy song though.
Couldn't stop humming it afterwards.



Oh, and there's Daniel Day-Lewis too.
Lucky bastard.
Drinking hot babe milkshake all over the place.
Damn good acting too.
And then there's Judi Dench and Sophia Loren.
Both were equally good.



The songs? So-so lah.
It's all about Guido.
Guido this, Guido that, Guido everywhere.
It's like they just put the Guidos in the lyrics,
And then filled in the blanks after that.
The plot? Sorry, donno.
I was too busy drooling.
DROOL DROOL DROOL DROOL DROOL DROOL...

5 comments:

Niki Cheong said...

I watched it last night. You're right, it was really a drool fest. They all looked really good.

Why did Fergie look fat?

And Daniel Day Lewis was quite spectacular. Really like Judi Dench too.

Kimberly Low said...

been wanting to watch this since forever! i wanna see sophia loren pwn all the young bitches

eyeris said...

Niki: Fergie put on weight for the movie, apparently.

Kim: unfortunately she doesn't have many scenes. Though her final appearence DOES PWN everyone else. :D

Madhatter said...

They should have just named the movie 'Guido'. Guidooooooooooo!

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