Monday, 12 July 2010

Do Not Read This Not Review



Inception.
Not a review.
Word of advice...
DON'T READ THIS POST.
In fact, don't read any reviews
Don't read any features,
Don't even read my fuckin' Tweets about this movie.
Go in blind - the less you know about the movie, the better.
Do that, and you'll be blown away.
And yes, GO BLOODY WATCH IT.



Still here? Sigh..
Ok fine. But there won't be an spoilers here.
Chris Nolan is a GENIUS.
Memento, The Prestige,
Batman Begins, The Dark Knight, and now this.
This movie is a fuckin' BRILLIANT mindfuck.



Marion Cotillard.
Still as hot as ever.
Cleavage Rating: 9
Ellen Page.
Cute, but that's not the point.
Leonardo: GREAT.
Gordon-Lewitt: GREAT



What's it about?
Yeah right, like I'm going to tell you.
Just go bloody watch it already.
It's one of THE best movies of the year.
Probably even THE best (sorry Toy Story).



There, I've revealed enough.
GO BLOODY WATCH IT!
And remember, don't read anything else about it!

8 comments:

michellezyenn said...

Shit you got me excited about this movie already! EEEK!

FA said...

even more of a mindfuck than the prestige?

eyeris said...

Oh yeah. This mindfucks the mindfuck out of Prestige!

Simon Seow said...
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eyeris said...

Sorry simon, I can't have anyone saying anythign about the ending! delete! :-p

Simon Seow said...

Okay. Okay. It's a great movie. Go watch it.

Han said...

I applaud Nolan! DiCaprio's acting here is a little eclipsed by his act for Shutter Island. Fuck, it is so GOOD! Gonna see it 2nd time.

bbb said...

bullshit lame movie. I get it but this movie is lame!

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