Wednesday, 27 October 2010

Megamind? Nevermind.



Megamind.
Mega Not A Review.
Mega Predictable.
Mega Meh.
Megamind?
Bah, never mind.



Will Ferrell: Mega Blah.
Brad Pitt: Mega Super Meh.
Tina Fey: Mega Cliche.
Jonah Hill: Mega Annoying.



That's a FISH.
In a GORILLA SUIT.
SURELY you could have come up with something funnier for him.
Something FUNNIER to say, or a FUNNY GAG.
LOOK!
A FISH!
IN A GORILLA SUIT!
Think of all that wasted potential!!!



Why does this movie remind me of Monsters Vs. Aliens so much?
Is it the BIG BLUE HEAD?
Is it the indistinguishable lead female voices?
Is it the predictable storyline?
Or is it the fact that half the jokes SOUND THE SAME ANYWAY?



I guess it isn't THAT bad.
Still ok mindless entertainment.
Maybe I shouldn't have watched this after two days of continuous Futurama.
Maybe then the jokes wouldn't seem so lame then.
Or maybe I should stop watching so many movies.
Then maybe I would have enjoyed this,
(God knows everyone else did)
Oh well. Mega nevermind.

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