Thursday, 5 May 2011
Not a review.
Wah so religion-y.
Church this church that,
Cross this cross that,
Vampire this vampire that...
Ok, it wasn't BAD.
But it wasn't really GOOD either.
It WAS really really meh.
I expected more out of this lor.
Especially after that stupid Legion.
This one was supposed to redeem Paul Bettany.
It's based on a Korean horror manga samore...
Wahlau, first Legion, now this,
Paul Bettany really needs to pray for his career.
Or at least work with other directors instead.
But at least this was much better than Legion.
Though that isn't saying much.
In Legion, we wanted LOTS OF ANGELS AND MACHINE GUNS
But all we got was ONE angel with guns and boring zombies.
Here, I was expecting LOTS OF FIGHTS WITH LOTS OF VAMPIRES
But don't have.
Wah this Karl Urban is EVERYWHERE these days.
Star Trek lar, RED lar,
Quite cool at first,
But after that a bit silly lor.
Maggie Q a bit wasted.
She didn't even get to air out her bikini.
Eh? Priest got no bikini?
If she's as hot as Maggie Q, why not?
Eh, why the vampire all so ugly wan,
Don't have sparkle sparkle also.
And why Chinese vampire all different wan?
Why the vampire hunters so violent wan?
Stick a piece of yellow paper on them mar enough lor...