Monday, 22 August 2011
Not A Review
CARS IS BACK!
I LOVE Cars.
I don't care what anyone else says.
Cars is awesome.
I have great memories of playing with my toy cars,
Crashing them around,
Taking them on adventures,
etc etc etc.
That's probably why I love Cars so much.
This one is completely different from the first one.
The first one was slower,
And was about slowing down and smelling the exhaust.
This one is a SPY movie!
It's got lots of action! Stunts!
And it's got Finn McMissile!
Mater is still annoying though,
But he's the kind of annoying I can stand.
Because he's just so innocent and child-like,
McQueen isn't that great here,
Mater is the main star.
Finn McMissile is awesome!
He's like James Bond...
If Q had combined James Bond with his car!
All those awesome gadgets!
And it's Michael Caine!
He sounds so 'sophisticated British spy' that it hurts!
Problem is, this is a Pixar movie.
If any other studio had made it other than Pixar,
Then the critics would have loved it.
But Pixar has set the bar so high,
It's not enough to be a GOOD Pixar movie anymore,
You need to be GREAT.
I LIKED IT.
It's very different from the first movie.
In fact, if I were a kid, I'd love this movie more.
The adult in me likes the simple and sweet first one,
The toy car bashing kid in me likes this one more.