Monday, 5 December 2011

Don't Be a Muppet Of A Man!



The Muppets.
Not A Review.
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WELCOME BACK KERMIT!
WELCOME BACK MISS PIGGY!
WELCOME BACK FOZZIE BEAR!
WELCOME BACK SWEDISH CHEF!
WELCOME BACK GONZO THE GREAT!
It's the MUPPETS! WHEEEE!



Ok it's a bit TOO cheesy in the beginning,
To the point of being VERY VERY cloying and annoying.
Jason Segel is his usual HIMYM self,
All earnest and goody goody
Amy Adams is like the Amy Adams in Enchanted,
Only slightly er... older.
(no cleavage rating, sorry)
(It's a KID'S movie!)



But once Kermit appears, it's all good!
And then all the Muppets start appearing!
There'll be explosions! (ok, just ONE explosion)
There'll be toilet humour!
There'll be a lot of cheesy 80's jokes!
There'll music and laughter!
There will be lots of cameos!
There'll be lots of nostalgic moments
And of course, THE RAINBOW CONNECTION!



That Jim Henson was a GENIUS I tell you,
The movie is a bit cheesy,
Then again, The Muppets ARE A relic of the 80's after all,
This was just great, mindless, cheesy fun.
Don't hurt your brain by analysing it too much,
And don't expect too much either.



Oh come on, it's the MUPPETS!
You'd have to be a Muppet of a man to not like this.
So be a very manly muppet instead!
It's time to play the music,
It's time to light the lights,
It's time to meet the Muppets!!!!

2 comments:

jeevs said...

How was SMALL FRY? No mention? Or does it get its own Not A Review?

eyeris said...

Oh yeah I forgot about Small Fry LOL. It was good, though a bit too short and snappy for my liking hehe.