Tuesday, 31 January 2012

One Block To Rule Them All.. LEGO.T.R.!!!!

HOLY. LEGO IN A RING, GANDALF!


CANNOT. RESIST.
MUST. OWN. THESE.




Full story at The One Ring.

Also, check out these AWESOME LEGO LOTR dioramas too!

Thursday, 19 January 2012

Beer Of The Week: How Could This Be Beer? What Sorcery Is This?

In case you haven't heard already, there's a brand new craft beer place down in KL called TAPS BEER BAR, and it's got one hell of a crazy range of beers. There's currently about 14 different taps now, with another 20 different bottles of beers. And these aren't even the normal Carlsberg, Hoegaarden, or Guinness beers - these are genuine CRAFT BEERS brought all the way from UK, Australia and Europe. If you think that's impressive, think again... Taps plans to have at least SIXTY FIVE different beers by the end of March. Holy shit that's a lot of beers!

One of the best brands they currently serve is BrewDog, from Scotland, a craft brewery that prides itself on its punk philosophy and awesome beer names:


But more about those other beers for now. Today, the beer of the week is this one, arguably one of the most expensive beers available in Malaysia currently... Behold, the BLACK TOKYO* HORIZON:


Is this even a beer? When me, Shaolintiger and Fireangel tried this the other day, we were wondering the same thing.

The beer itself costs a whopping RM107++, which seems like MADNESS when you consider that it comes in the usual 330ml bottle. Then, when Alvin of Taps poured us the beer, we found out why.

First of all, it was poured into a wine-glass like goblet. The texture was velvety, thick and rich, and the color is almost impenetrable BLACK (we actually tried shining a torchlight through it and it really WAS impenetrable).

On the nose, it smelled of a combination of dark chocolate and er... light soya sauce (it smells better than it sounds, trust me!). At 17.2% and with such a full body, this is definitely a beer you SIP and SAVOUR, not GULP and GUZZLE. Heck at that price you BETTER BLOODY NOT GUZZLE IT!



This beer will literally FUCK WITH YOUR MIND. As I was drinking it, I kept thinking: "THIS IS A BEER, THIS IS A BEER" but it tasted so UNLIKE beer that I swear my taste buds got confused. This is a very, very complex beer (in fact, it was more like wine than beer) - velvety smooth and rich, with layer upon layer of flavors including malt stout, dark chocolate, all accompanied by the syrupy sweetness of port wine. 

Let the beer warm up a little (yes you can drink it at room temperature too), and you get more layers of flavour - bisuits, rich malt - and it all comes together in a long. lingering finish of chocolate, port wine and er... soy sauce (again, it tastes better than it sounds).



The Black Tokyo* Horizon is a special collaboration between three independent European breweries – BrewDog (Scotland), Nøgne ø (Norway) and Mikkeller (Denmark), and is a fusion of the respective breweries’ big stouts, namely the Mikkeller Black, the BrewDog Tokyo*, and the Nøgne Ø Dark Horizon.
The beer is a small-run, limited edition brew; and at the time of writing, there are only 10 bottles of the beer left at Taps. So if you want to try it, you better hurry up!


Taps Beer Bar is located at One Residency, 1 Jalan Nagasari, Off Jalan Raja Chulan, Kuala Lumpur (Tel: 03-21101560)


Wednesday, 11 January 2012

Contraband: Not About Rubber Bands


Contraband.
Not a review.
No, not Contra-Band
It's not based on the video game Contra (remember that?)
And it's not a new type of rubber band
It's about smuggling contraband.
Drugs, money, cars whatever lah.


Mark Wahlberg.
I still think he's the worse leading man EVER.
He has like, ZERO charisma.
And ZERO personality.
You could replace him with ANY ACTOR.
He has the SAME expression in every movie,
And is probably the most forgettable leading man EVER.


The movie itself was so-so,
Kinda like one of those crime procedurals on TV.
Told from the bad guys' POV.
It's kinda like Leverage,
Minus the witty one liners, the elaborate scheming,
The cool gadgets and hardware, the hot babes,
Oh what the heck, it's NOTHING like Leverage.


Oooh Kate Beckinsale.
Only realised it was her halfway through the movie.
At first I thought it was Ali Larter wtf.
She was so so here.
No Cleavage Rating (tm) cos she didn't show any.
Can't wait to see her in black leather again hur hur.


The plot was so so.
Action was ok.
A bit all over the place though.
And you see the twist coming a MILE away.
Still, at least it wasn't a TOTAL waste of time.
Just wish it didn't feel so much like a TV crime procedural...


Tuesday, 3 January 2012

An Unexpected Journey To Prometheus as The Brave Dark Knight Avenges The Expandable Django.

HAPPY NEW YEAR! WELCOME TO 2012!

This year promises to be a cracker of a year in terms of movies, with lots of big blockbusters coming up. Without any further small talk, here are my personal top ten most anticipated movies of 2012!


1) The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey
FINALLY, we return to Middle Earth!




2) The Dark Knight Rises
I couldn't decide whether I was looking forward to this more than The Avengers, but in the end I plumped for this because well, it's BATMAN. More accurately, it's NOLAN'S BATMAN. Plus, I think I look forward to seeing Anne Hathaway in leather more than Scarlett Johannsen in leather. Ok, maybe not. I wanna see BOTH of them in leather. hur hur.

3) The Avengers
Iron Man! Captain America! Hulk! Thor! Black Widow! Nick Fury! Hawkeye! The only way this could excite me even more is if Anne Hathaway was in it and wearing leather.



4) Brave
After two years of sequels, Pixar returns to an original story about a Scottish princess with a bow, and a bear. Expect lots of awesome looking Scottish scenery, some unfathomable accents, and an awesome movie.

5) The Amazing Spider-man
It may have been made solely because Sony didn't want the rights to the character to revert back to Marvel Studios, but I'm quite excited about this. I've just finished reading the ENTIRE Ultimate Spider-man comic series, and I'm hoping that this will follow the more realistic and gritty version of Spidey (with lots of wise-cracking) in those comics than the Sam Raimi versions did.



6) Prometheus
It's a sort of prequel to Alien, done by Ridley Scott himself. The trailer was choke full of Alien Easter Eggs (Space Jockey! Doughnut ship!), and it looks like Scott is harking back to Alien more than Cameron's Aliens. Hopefully this will banish the memory of those blast AVP movies forever...

7) Men In Black III
At first I was like "MEH", then I saw the trailer and I was like "WHOA, JOSH BROLIN AS TOMMY LEE JONES!"

8) Django Unchained
Quentin Tarantino directing a Western starring *deep breathe* Leonardo DiCaprio, Jamie Foxx, Christoph Waltz, Samuel L. Jackson, Kurt Russell, Sacha Baron Cohen, Don Johnson, Joseph Gordon-Levitt and many more. What's not to look forward to?

9) Skyfall
James Bond #23, Daniel Craig Bond #3. Hopefully will not feature Bond running around like a little headless chicken screaming that the sky is falling.


10) The Expendables 2
Go watch it or Chuck Norris will make sure YOU are expendable.