Wednesday, 22 May 2013
Fast And Furious 6.
Not a review.
Yes, that's SIX.
They've made SIX of these movies.
And they get more and more ludicrous each time.
(No, I don't mean Ludacris)
TANKS! PLANES! AND REALLY FAST CARS!
Yeah, there was a lot more driving and fast cars this time,
And a lot of explosions,
A lot of fighting. A LOT.
Girl on girl fight!
The Rock versus some HUGE guy,
BIFF SOCK BAM WHOMP! YEAH!
Oklah, the action was pretty cool.
There's a lot more driving, more racing,
And a lot more explosions too.
The dialogue is still pretty cringe worthy though.
But hey, who watches a Fast & Furious movie for the dialogue, huh?
Still, they could have cut out A LOT of that pesky dialogue.
There was WAY too much mushy talky stuff
From Dom especially - "Letty this, Letty that"
Geez dude you already bagged a hot Brazilian chick from the last movie,
LET LETTY GO ALREADY.
There wasn't even much cleavage on show.
Ok, not from the main stars anyway.
Still got quite a lot of bikini babes around,
Dancing around the cars.
Like, that's all they do.
Dance around the cars.
Holy crap, The Stath!
The fella is everywhere, isn't he?
And now he's gonna be in Fast & Furious 7?
Yes, they are making a Fast & Furious 7.
And looks like it's finally moving on from Tokyo Drift.
Whether it's a good thing or not...
Bah, who cares, you'll watch it anyway right?