Tuesday, 9 July 2013
Not a review.
Now THIS is how you make a giant robot movie,
EAT YOUR HEART OUT MICHAEL BAY.
ALL your Transformers combined,
Probably couldn't take out ONE SINGLE Kaiju.
Where to begin, where to begin.
HOLY MONSTER MAYHEM!
GIANT MONSTERS! DESTROYING CITIES!
GIANT MONSTERS THAT ARE NOT PEOPLE IN RUBBER SUITS!
I was half expecting Gammora,
WHY IS THERE NO GIANT TURTLE MONSTER.
I LOVE THEM ALL!
MUST COLLECT ACTION FIGURES OF THEM ALL!
My favorite is Cherno Alpha.
The design is so awesome.
China's 3-armed kungfu-bot is awesome also.
Why does Australia's look like something from Robotech?
GIANT ROBOTS FIGHTING GIANT MONSTERS!
Come on, do you REALLY need another reason to watch this?
IT'S GIANT MONSTERS FIGHTING GIANT ROBOTS.
What do you mean that's the same thing?
And at least the story is pretty decent also.
I mean, Guillermo has not disappointed yet.
Even when it's all about GIANT MONSTERS AND GIANT ROBOTS.
He still give the movie a heart.
Oooh, it's that Japanese chick from Babel,
You know, the one that got COMPLETELY STARK NAKED.
(and got nominated for an Oscar too)
She's quite cute.
And a damn good actress too.
Cleavage while ass-kicking rating: 7.
I haven't felt this much robot-related glee since...
Well, since the first Transformers,
(Only the first, the rest were meh)
The scale of the action was just... MASSIVE
What are you still doing here for?
GO FUCKING WATCH THIS.
IT'S GUILLERMO DEL TORO,
IT'S GIANT MONSTERS VERSUS GIANT ROBOTS
AND IT IS MAGNIFICENTLY MAD MONSTER METAL MAYHEM.
(oh, and make sure you watch this on IMAX)