Wednesday, 24 July 2013
Not a review.
Oh screw it.
I've just finished writing the proper review for this,
And I have no patience to do it all over again.
So I'm just gonna use VERY SHORT PHRASES to do this one.
Wolverine is BACK, Bub!
BONE CLAWS! BEAR!
YUKIO KICKS ASS!
HARUJUKU SLICE AND DICE WHEEEEEE
Wah Yukio in a kimono so cute haha.
Mariko! Quite pretty wor.
No cleavage rating.
Jean Grey got show cleavage though.
Cleavage Rating: 7.0
FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT!
TRAIN RIDE WHEEEEE!
WHOOOSH WHIZZ SNIKT SNIKT WHEEEEEE!
Mission to Mars hahaahahha
Hiss hiss hissssssss.
Quite hot though.
Campy, but hot.
Just don't French kiss her.
Eh, lovey dovey pulak.
Makes sense though.
Wolverine & Mariko got hitched in the comics.
EH SEX SCENE GOT CUT BOOOO
NINJA! SAMURAI SWORDS!
SNIKT SNIKT OUUUUCH.
HISS HISS CHOP CHOP GRRAARGH!!!
SNIKT SNIKT SLICE DICE BOOM BOOM POW!
Ok fine, I liked it,
It gave Wolverine a lot more depth.
A bit slow in parts, but this was WAY better than Origins.
Action quite good too.
Just don't expect an all out non-stop mutant melee.
If you want that,
wait for X-Men: Days of Future Past.
Oh, and stay for the mid-credits scene.
If you are an X-Men fan,
Movie or otherwise...
You HAVE to watch it.