Wednesday, 24 July 2013

SNIKT SNIKT SLICE DICE BOOM BOOM POW!



The Wolverine.
Not a review.
Oh screw it.
I've just finished writing the proper review for this,
And I have no patience to do it all over again.
So I'm just gonna use VERY SHORT PHRASES to do this one.



Wolverine is BACK, Bub!
BONE CLAWS! BEAR!
SNIKT SNIKT!
YUKIO KICKS ASS!
HARUJUKU SLICE AND DICE WHEEEEEE



Wheee Japan!
Wah Yukio in a kimono so cute haha.
Mariko! Quite pretty wor.
No cleavage rating.
Jean Grey got show cleavage though.
Cleavage Rating: 7.0



SNIKT SNIKT!
FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT!
TRAIN RIDE WHEEEEE!
WHOOOSH WHIZZ SNIKT SNIKT WHEEEEEE!
Mission to Mars hahaahahha



Eeee, Viper.
Hiss hiss hissssssss.
Quite hot though.
Campy, but hot.
Just don't French kiss her.



Eh, lovey dovey pulak.
Makes sense though.
Wolverine & Mariko got hitched in the comics.
EH SEX SCENE GOT CUT BOOOO



NINJA! SAMURAI SWORDS!
SILVER SAMURAI!
SNIKT SNIKT OUUUUCH.
HISS HISS CHOP CHOP GRRAARGH!!!
SNIKT SNIKT SLICE DICE BOOM BOOM POW!



Ok fine, I liked it,
It gave Wolverine a lot more depth.
A bit slow in parts, but this was WAY better than Origins.
Action quite good too.
Just don't expect an all out non-stop mutant melee.
If you want that,
wait for X-Men: Days of Future Past.



Oh, and stay for the mid-credits scene.
If you are an X-Men fan,
Movie or otherwise...
You HAVE to watch it.

1 comment:

KY said...

and i've yet to watch pacific rims, gahh