Thursday, 15 August 2013

Is There Magnesium on Elysium?



Elysium.
Not a review.
By that guy who did District 9.
You know, the one with all the refugee aliens,
And the Sharlto guy with a big gun.



Matt Damon!
MATT DAMON!
Maaaattt Daaamooon.
mattdamonmattdamonmattdamonMATTdamon!
MATT. DAMON.
Matt Daaaaaaamooooon!



That Sharlto guy is damn funny.
Not funny as in funny haha.
Funny as in OMG IT IS SO FUNNY THAT HE CAN BE SO SERIOUSLY EVIL
SO INSANE OMG.
He looks like he is having a lot of fun though.
Can kick Matt Damon's ass ok don't play play.



Hmmm, Elysium looks like a nice place to live.
But why does everyone look like they've had Botox?
If those med-vacs are supposed to be able to heal ANYTHING,
Can't they heal stuff like, you know, OLD AGE?



Matt Damon has an exosuit.
It looks like a robotic Alien facehugger.
I reckon it also made him remember that he is Jason Bourne,
Judging by how kickass he became after he got it.
(Sharlto also has an exosuit)
(Makes him an even bigger badass, especially with that accent).



Oklah quite good.
Not as great as District 9 but still good.
A bit heavy on the social stuff,
But light on the logic sometimes,
Great story, good action,
But don't hurt your head with the loopholes.
Plus it's got MATT DAMON!
MAAAAT DAMOOOON.
MATT DAMON!

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