Thursday, 24 March 2016

Dark Knight vs Man of Steel. Wonder Woman Wins.



Batman V Superman: Dawn Of Justice.
Not a review.
Of course I had to do a Not Review.
There's so much I couldn't write about in the official review.
Oh, might be a BIT spoilery.
But don't worry lah,
Nothing you didn't see in the trailers already.



Like I said in the official review,
Half of it was dull. OH SO DULL.
CHIT CHAT CHIT CHAT
CHITTY CHITTY CHAT CHAT
OMG JUST FIGHT ALREADY.



When they started fighting, then it was not so dull.
The fights were ok.
But got REALLY repetitive after awhile.
BOOM BOOM PUNCH PUNCH BOOM BOOM
WHOOO FLYYY BOOM BOOM
PUNCH PUNCH STAB STAB SHOOT SHOOT
BOOM BOOM POW.



Anyway, Batman!
Batfleck is not bad, actually.
Good as Bruce Wayne, good as Batman.
This "older Batman" is a good call.
Though got a few things I didn't like.
Still, I'd watch a solo Batfleck flick.



But hor, WHAT'S WITH ALL THE DREAM SEQUENCES
Sekejap terbang macam kelawar,
Sekejap end up on Genosha pulak.
And what's with all the shooting and killing people
BATMAN DOESN'T KILL.
Oh, then again, maybe in Zack Snyder's head he does.
GAH.



Wonder Woman!
What a Gal, that Gadot.
She's wonderful.
A real wonder.
I wonder if she drinks Wonda coffee.



OMG SUPERMAN
HOW CAN YOU BE SO BOOORRRIINGGGG
LIKE, SUPER BORRRIINNNGGG
and SUPER CONSTIPATED.
No chemistry with Lois Lane also.
He looked like he was in love with Batman more than Lois actually.



AND WHAT IS THE POINT OF DOOMSDAY?
Just another random monster for the Trinity to fight, of course.
And no one wants to beat up poor old powerless Lex.
Although I wish they did.
Jesse Eisenberg is BLOODY ANNOYING.
His LEX LUTHOR IS BLOODY ANNOYING.
Makes you want to slap him every time he appears.



It's NOT BAD.
Just.. watchable.
For a BATMAN VS SUPERMAN MOVIE,
It's slow as hell.
Not a great way to kick off your cinematic universe, DC.
Gets the job done, yes,
But why couldn't you at least make it FUN, EH?



2 comments:

jeevs said...

oh, how I was hoping this would get you out of the woodwork! Welcome return and sharp observations, though you're still being too kind to the plot...or, what plot?

Franco Wong said...

I can't put my eyes away when Wonderwoman on the screen.