Showing posts with label Eyeris Coffee Song. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Eyeris Coffee Song. Show all posts

Tuesday, 2 September 2008

The Eyeris Coffee Song (The Morning Fix Remix)




The Eyeris Coffee Song (The Morning Fix Remix)

Lyrics by: Eyeris

Music: Any bloody tune you want

Early this morning, I woke up,
And yearned for some coffee in a cup.
Or a mug, a glass, thermos or even a dish,
As long as the dish doesn't smell like fish.

Coffee... I need my morning... COFFEE! (x2)

My head was aching as I boiled some water,
And wished I had a proper coffee maker.
I took out my trusty ol' French press,
And then I let out a cry of distress.

I had the beans, the press and the hot water,
But where the hell was my milk and sugar???
Without them, incomplete my coffee would be,
And so I was stuck with Nescafe, unhappily.

Coffee... I need to have... COFFEE! (x2)
Without coffee I am screwed.
Even Nescafe three-in-one will not do!

So I drove to office with a slight migraine,
Brought on by the lack of proper caffeine.
I even honked at a bloody annoying Ah Beng,
Who dared to cut into my Touch 'N Go lane.

Coffee... I need to have... COFFEE! (x2)
Without coffee I can't drive,
Without threatening a Mat Rempit's life!

At the office I picked my thermos off the floor,
And ran to the San Francisco Coffee next door
I asked the barista to fill 'er up with an extra shot,
And he handed me the coffee, piping hot.

Coffee... I finally have, COFFEE! (x2)
With this coffee I can finally function,
Without it I needed cardiopulmonary resuscitation!

I guzzled the bittersweet liquid without hesitation,
And felt the caffeine seep into my system.
My brain finally came alive, after so long,
That's when I got the idea for this stupid song.

Coffee... I finally have.. COFFEE! (x2)
If you read this far you must have been bored,
Go drink some coffee before you start to snore!

Tuesday, 31 May 2005

The Eyeris Coffee-Song!





The Eyeris Coffee Song

Lyrics by: Eyeris
Music: Any bloody tune you want
Pictures from: http://www.sfcoffee.com


Verse 1:
When I need to wake my head in the morning,
Or when I'm at the office where it's so bloody boring,
All I need is a packet of those three-in-ones
Don't care really if it's Nescafe or Cafe 21!

Chorus:
Coffee....
I like to drink, COFFEE!
Coffee is brown, is watery, and sometimes black,
It perks you up when you're out of whack!

Verse 2:
Coffee Bean, Starbucks or Gloria Jeans they're all the same,
Their coffee drinks are only coffee by name,
When I need a lightning shot to jolt my brain,
San Fran Coffee is my choice of caffeine!

Chorus:
Coffee....
I like to drink, COFFEE!
Coffee is sweet, bitter and sometime muck,
It gets you up when you're out of luck!

Bridge:
Kopi-kau, Kopi-ais and Kopi-O
You can drink it when you're on the go.
You can mix it with Milo or Horlicks too,
Go on, you know you'd like a jug or two!

Verse 3:
You can drink it when you don't wanna sleep,
Or to wake you up when you've had TOO MUCH sleep.
It don't matter if you're a king, queen, princess or Duke,
If you drink too much coffee, you'll wanna puke!

Chorus:
Coffee....
I like to drink, COFFEE!
Coffee is hot, is cool, and sometimes 'suam',
It gets you up when you're getting some!

Verse 4:
Some weird people prefer tea over coffee,
Drinking so much that they always have to pee.
I think tea sucks in a boring sort of way,
I'd prefer a cuppa kopitiam coffee anyday!

Chorus:
Coffee....
I like to drink, COFFEE!
Coffee is great, is good, and quite far-out,
It gives you something to blog about!

Verse 5:
It sometimes comes from a cat's behind,
After which it goes in for a grind,
Too much coffee can get you obsessed,
If you can't have it you'll be depressed